⚡ Launch Specials – Because Chaos Deserves a Discount ⚡
Buy 2 Apparel → 10% Off (one sarcastic tee is never enough)
Buy 2 Drinkware → 15% Off (because one cup of coffee won’t cut it)
Spend $100+ → 15% Off (retail therapy counts as self-care)

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Staff Picks...
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Insulated Keeping Stable Tumbler with a straw
Regular price $34.99 USDRegular price -
Foam HIPAA COMPLIANT trucker hat
Regular price $25.99 USDRegular price -
Women’s "I Didn’t Sign Up For This..." basic softstyle t-shirt
Regular price $29.99 USDRegular price -
Unisex Vitals Before Titles Hoodie
Regular price $49.99 USDRegular price -
Unisex "Who Needs Adequate Staffing" tee
Regular price From $29.99 USDRegular price -
Poor Life Choice Tote Bag
Regular price $25.99 USDRegular price
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Totes, hats, and notebooks for the nurse who carries more sarcasm than...
Who we are...
Vitals Before Titles was born in the chaos of nursing shifts, caffeine-fueled charting, and the kind of gallows humor that keeps us sane. We’re here for the nurses who show up, hold it down, and laugh through the madness. Wear it proud. Wear it loud