⚡ Launch Specials – Because Chaos Deserves a Discount ⚡

Buy 2 Apparel → 10% Off (one sarcastic tee is never enough)

Buy 2 Drinkware → 15% Off (because one cup of coffee won’t cut it)

Spend $100+ → 15% Off (retail therapy counts as self-care)

Who we are...

Vitals Before Titles was born in the chaos of nursing shifts, caffeine-fueled charting, and the kind of gallows humor that keeps us sane. We’re here for the nurses who show up, hold it down, and laugh through the madness. Wear it proud. Wear it loud