About Us

Welcome to Vitals Before Titles—where dark humor meets nurse grit.

We know what it’s like to drag through a double shift, run on caffeine and chaos, and laugh through the moments that would break anyone else. Our founder, a psych nurse with 10 years in the trenches, built this brand as a battle cry for nurses everywhere who know the truth: the real work isn’t about degrees or titles—it’s about showing up when it counts.

Every shirt, hoodie, and sticker we create is designed for nurses who:

Wear their scars with pride (and their humor on their sleeve).

Crave gear that actually gets it—because “eat, sleep, chart, repeat” doesn’t even scratch the surface.

Want to belong to a tribe of nurses who don’t just survive the shift—they own it.

This is more than merch—it’s a movement. A way to laugh at the madness, push back against burnout, and remind the world that nurses are tougher (and funnier) than anyone gives them credit for.

Vitals Before Titles.

Dark Humor. Nurse Grit. Wear It Loud.